he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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