No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You were trust falling into bushes
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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