the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
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