hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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