It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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