belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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