Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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