I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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