Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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