I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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