I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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