I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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