Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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