Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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