is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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