Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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