Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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