I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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