your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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