Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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