So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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