Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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