Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I love you.
Bad choice
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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