come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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