I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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