She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize