And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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