the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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