didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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