Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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