everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
two words: eviction party
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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