I accidentally had phone sex last night
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
