dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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