It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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