So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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