Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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