he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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