Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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