They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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