I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
