This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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