i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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