let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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