This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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