so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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