yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Randomize
