i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
nutella sex= disaster
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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