we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
