Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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