My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
