nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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