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Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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