Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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