dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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