How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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