So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Houston, we have a squirter
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize