The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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