I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
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